50 ways to leave your _______

The problem’s all inside your head
she said to me
The answer's easy if you
Take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your All Inclusive

She said it's really not my habit
To intrude, and I hope the meaning
Won't be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat the specifics
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your All Inclusive
Fifty ways to leave your All Inclusive

[CHORUS:]
Just take a trip with us,  Gus
We’ll pick you up in a van, Stan
No need to panic, Yanik
Just get yourself free
Rappel that stockade, Jade
Leap into the cascade, Wade
Slide down the sluice, Luce
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain when
There are things that we can do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why don't you check
 Iguana Mama out online tonight,
And by tomorrow morning
You'll  begin to see the light,
And when she disappeared from sight
I realized she was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your All Inclusive
Fifty ways to leave your All Inclusive

[CHORUS]
Just take a trip with us,  Gus
We’ll pick you up in a van, Stan
No need to panic, Yanik
Just get yourself free
Rappel that stockade, Jade
Leap into the cascade, Wade
Slide down the sluice, Luce
And get yourself free